No girl ever meant more than booze
Spend a night with them then you’ll lose
Slippin out quick-out the back door
She wadn’t right for ya if she left
All she was a dirty theft
I want a real girl, blonde with legs up to her chin
That’s how ya know you really win
I want a brunette with library glasses
Not a rich bitch from the upper classes
Problem is I don’t attract the good girls
I get all the bad ones, all the gold diggers
Bring the wrong drink; they’ll pull the gun triggers
I want a girl and need her
Heart-stopping hundred-three degree fever